I AM SO JINXED LOR.
Sometimes when I board the bus, I want to talk to someone. You know, feeling-feeling friendly because you are THAT bored. And it's because:
1. I don't have a book to read. Plus, doing that in a moving vehicle makes me nauseous.
2. I don't have any electronic device that allows me to play games other than my handphone, which I've managed to reach High Score in every application inside. (Due to years of boarding the public transport that's why)
3. I'm IT savvy, but not to the extent of uploading tracks into whatever mp3 device I can find at home. And by that I mean I just can't be bothered to do it. Even my phone playlist is so old.
4. I'm trying to stay awake because I always have bad and traumatizing experiences sleeping in public. Plus, I'm a girl. Tak manis tau.
I don't know about you, but when I see someone who looks like he/she thinks his/her nail is the most interesting invention in the world, I should probably talk to him/her right? We don't necessarily have to be friends or flirt or whatever shit, just strike a nice conversation, you know?
BUT NOOOOOO.
Even with all the good intentions of potentially cheering someone up on the person's way to God knows where, I can never do that. Why?
Simply because nobody ever sits beside me. The only time someone does is when the bus is God-forsakenly crowded. WHY AH??? You can't possibly be intimidated by me right? Right?? I'm so big-sized to you meh? Sitting beside me would be the best thing to happen lor because truth be told, I don't even fully take up a passenger seat. This means you're paying for 1 and a fifth of a seat in the bus you know! Good bargain right. HAHA wth? Why am I associating myself with a bus seat again?
The point is.. Buses aren't the only problem.
When I play Zynga Poker on Facebook and I sit at the last empty seat, the players on either sides of me IMMEDIATELY GO OFF. AT THE SAME TIME. And the best part? NOBODY SITS BESIDE ME UNTIL THE WHOLE TABLE IS OCCUPIED. THAT MEANS THE SEATS ON EITHER SIDE OF ME ARE EMPTY UNTIL THE 8TH AND 9TH PLAYER COMES IN.
WAHPIANG SAD OR WHAT? Online also jinxed. ):
haiz.
1. I don't have a book to read. Plus, doing that in a moving vehicle makes me nauseous.
2. I don't have any electronic device that allows me to play games other than my handphone, which I've managed to reach High Score in every application inside. (Due to years of boarding the public transport that's why)
3. I'm IT savvy, but not to the extent of uploading tracks into whatever mp3 device I can find at home. And by that I mean I just can't be bothered to do it. Even my phone playlist is so old.
4. I'm trying to stay awake because I always have bad and traumatizing experiences sleeping in public. Plus, I'm a girl. Tak manis tau.
I don't know about you, but when I see someone who looks like he/she thinks his/her nail is the most interesting invention in the world, I should probably talk to him/her right? We don't necessarily have to be friends or flirt or whatever shit, just strike a nice conversation, you know?
BUT NOOOOOO.
Even with all the good intentions of potentially cheering someone up on the person's way to God knows where, I can never do that. Why?
Simply because nobody ever sits beside me. The only time someone does is when the bus is God-forsakenly crowded. WHY AH??? You can't possibly be intimidated by me right? Right?? I'm so big-sized to you meh? Sitting beside me would be the best thing to happen lor because truth be told, I don't even fully take up a passenger seat. This means you're paying for 1 and a fifth of a seat in the bus you know! Good bargain right. HAHA wth? Why am I associating myself with a bus seat again?
The point is.. Buses aren't the only problem.
When I play Zynga Poker on Facebook and I sit at the last empty seat, the players on either sides of me IMMEDIATELY GO OFF. AT THE SAME TIME. And the best part? NOBODY SITS BESIDE ME UNTIL THE WHOLE TABLE IS OCCUPIED. THAT MEANS THE SEATS ON EITHER SIDE OF ME ARE EMPTY UNTIL THE 8TH AND 9TH PLAYER COMES IN.
WAHPIANG SAD OR WHAT? Online also jinxed. ):
haiz.
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